A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
by Street Salami March 11, 2022
by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021
The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
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by yummyfish October 20, 2019
by talula johnson June 28, 2021
In the Oscar award winning adult film “donald trump and hillary clinton fucking bernie sanders and megan parody”, the term Brooklyn Salami is used by the actor playing Bernie Sanders just before going down on the actress playing Hillary Clinton. The term is in reference to his penis, as he’s rather facetiously saying that his penis is comparable in size to uncut Salami. As for the part about Brooklyn, it’s unclear to modern linguists, considering that Bernie Sanders was a politician in Vermont and never ran with the intention of passing favorable legislation for the city.
by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew February 02, 2023