Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke

That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house

by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020

Swamp Donky

See also: bar slut
See also: cumdumpster
See also: run-thru

Did you seriously let that swamp donky s your d? I hear that boozy broad is allllll teeth.

by Party @ The BLVD August 13, 2008

Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swap Donkey

1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.

2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.

3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)

4. A cock face dick bandit!

5. Your the cock face dick bandit!

6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!

7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!

8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)

Mongolian Swap Donkey

by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010

Swamp Donkeys

A small group of absolute ballers who go to SHS

Maci: I wanna be in the Swamp Donkeys!!!
Swamp Donkeys: No

by Swamp Donkeys 4 lyfe February 5, 2019

swomp donkey

A term used to descibe the most hideously ugly girl you have ever seen. This girl would have to have fallen out of the ugly and not only hit every branch on the way down but then land in the biggest pile of shit this side of ever.

Dai "'right butt?? Saw you at Zanzibar last night!!!
Rhod "I saw you."
Dai "You were getting hold of some fat bird."
Rhod "Tell me about it!!! she was a right fucking swomp donkey. I'm never gonna show my face in Newport again."

by Dazzler April 22, 2006