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Butt Surfing

In a locker room, the act of sitting on the bench without a towel. Also a way of marking ones territory to keep others away.
“I use this locker dude..way too much butt surfing over by you man.”
by Jmaster12 January 28, 2019
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Drink Surfing

The act of ingesting half empty drinks or abandoned drinks in a bar when you are drunk and either too poor or tightfisted to buy a drink.

Usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, Getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.
Drunk Person 1: man drinks are well expensive here, £5 for a bottle of beer you gotta be kidding me.

Drunk Person 2: hey check it out "Drunk Person 1" theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.

Drunk Person 1: Plan we should start drink surfing.

Drunk person 2: Sweet why didn't we do this before tonight

Drunk Person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.

Drunk Person 2: I found some more and this glass of something think its rum and coke. Pfftt tastes weak as hell.

Drunk person 1: haha can't complain, I hope no-one notices.

Later that night....

Drunk person 2: #phonecall to "Drunk Person 1" "Yo where did you end up, I just got out of hospital." - drink surf fail.
by broglah October 4, 2012
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Post-Surf

1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.

2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!

2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011
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Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.
James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.
by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016
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Dock Surfing

when you (out of boredom) scroll your mouse over to the doc on an apple comuter and surf on the icons back and forth so the icons make a wave.
I was so bored yesterday, I found myself Dock Surfing.
by fatosi May 12, 2009
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surfing with a spoon

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.
by Slidekick October 24, 2017
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surf city

Santa Cruz CA...NOT Huntington Beach damn it!

Just thought I'd get that in there.
Huntington beach person: were Surf City!
Me: its Santa Cruz damn it!
Huntington beach person:Uhh....
Me:Santa Cruz!
by Damn it! January 3, 2008
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