stoned to the bajesus

being high beyond recognition

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

by 2fiver October 5, 2003

Stoned Pixie

A fine girl who loves getting high.

Cass was a pretty Stoned Pixie. Slash tried to buy off her but she was a greedy Pixie.

by JHayes January 12, 2009

stoned as a wall

Often used in northern hill sheep farming communities to express the feeling after inhaling the smoke from a lot of weed..

Comes (obviously) from a combination of stoned and stone wall.

By eck - sorry lass - I was as stoned as a wall last night...

by Badly Drawn Kev April 11, 2007

stoned like a hippy

To be high on marijuana like a member of the flower children.

Look at the guy over there. He is stoned like a hippy, as clearly indicated by his red eyes and easily-amused state.

by skrudge January 11, 2008

Stoned and Boned

Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.

dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"

by limabeangreen March 1, 2010

stoned

high on marijuana, typically with bloodshot eyes, an increase in appetite and a tendency toward laughter for no apparent reason.

"I'm stoned from all these bong hits!"

by El Toastero December 28, 2005

computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010