Soggy Weiner

To Give a man a Blow jay while he is very soft :D
RANDY: yo broseph i just got THE best Soggy Weiner from my GF
IT WAS GREAT

Homo:Doubt it
by HONDO! March 27, 2009
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Soggy wafer

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.
The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.
by Marcusthelad June 04, 2012
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Soggy Miyagi

When a boy tea bags another boy or girl in the mouth and pokes his or her eye with his penis. Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid) invented and is the master of this move.
The girl likes it when i give her the old soggy miyagi.
by Mr.Miyagi November 15, 2006
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Soggy Biscuit

The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.
by A weirdo January 17, 2009
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Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!
by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009
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Soggy potato

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation
Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!
by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013
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Soggy Pillow

Any old, worn out, and very squishy feather or down pillow over about 5 years old. Can also be referred to as a "broken" pillow that bends right over your arm and gives absolutely no support for the neck AT ALL.
I have a 24 year-old soggy pillow named "Big Mama." It is so pliable that it instantly takes the shape of whatever it's laying on.
by Javan tiger December 24, 2006
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