Soap Sud Beard 

You know it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man so they take the big bubble baths.

After Jesus comes back he'll totally have a soap sud beard.

Soap Sud Beard by Clorox Breakfast June 17, 2010

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

soap box cyber bitching by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

soap the dishwasher 

railing your bitch with soap (usually bar)

after she wash the dishes, i soap the dishwasher

soap the dishwasher by my peep is on the fritz June 29, 2006

Soap dick

A game that involves drawing the male genitalia on cars. The more valuable the car, the more points it is worth.

Rob: Do you want to play soap dick later?
Anthony: You already know.

Soap dick by Nizz McNizz October 21, 2011

SOAP ex 

Snakes on a Plane exterminators, rival to FED ex (Fucking Eating Disorder exterminators). Not to be confused with SOAP wash, which is just stupid.

Mr. K runs a quite profitable business called SOAP ex, in which he washes out unwanted snakes.

SOAP ex by Jadl17 March 6, 2007

soap-raised 

Normally refers to being black and college educated by dumb white people. Normally used when people of ethnic or disadvantaged backgrounds gain education in college.

What can you expect from a team full of soap-raised moon crickets? (overheard about a college teams performance)

soap-raised by Tennessee Jed September 30, 2007

soap dawg 

meant to describe someone lazy..or soapin it up means to act lazy and loaf around all day

Paul Wall is a Soap Dawg

soap dawg by Sargent Hooper October 2, 2007