The Soak

When you put your tongue in a glass of water without drinking it.

Man I'm so parched, I'm could use The Soak.

by Haywood Jabaumi May 20, 2022

Soft Soak

Soaking with a limp dick.

The Mormon with Erectile Disfunction asked his girlfriend if she was up for a soft soak.

by DJock18 November 19, 2020

Soak Up The Sloppiness

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

by user420247 March 4, 2022

Soaked

Penis in the mouth

Patty soaked Paul's penis off

by Soaked sue April 30, 2023

soaking

soaking is the act of penetrative sex without movement and hip thrusting. often used in mormont relationships as it is classed as not having sex.

“me and my girlfriend did soaking last night!”

by discodeck July 2, 2024

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020

Soaking

Mormon teens version of putting the key in the door but not twisting and just waiting for the door to unlock itself like that. Now replace key with dick and door with vagina.

“You heard the word soaking before?”
“No?”
“Well it’s basically mormon “sex””
“Mormon??”

by Skeeoung August 8, 2024