Soaking William

Soaking William is the ultimate wet Willy. Taking two wet fingers and inserting into both ears of person wanting a soaking William.

My wife is giving me a soaking William after work today.

by Ain’t.no. William June 4, 2025

toke and soak

Smoking marijuana followed by a relaxing soak in he tub.

I see a toke and soak in my future.

by Aquarius13 November 21, 2017

Soak the Mormon

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.

"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"

by morman123Secretsexerx February 4, 2022

Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed

OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??

by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024

Get Soaked

To have sex

Hey my buddy is gonna get soaked

by Wawawaterboyyyyy June 26, 2021

Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.

Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!

by Farqunglu March 20, 2017

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023