tcu soak

when you go to tcu and a jesus boy and you want to please the lord, but you also wanna smash..

"wanna tcu soak?"

by TCU soak October 22, 2022

Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.

Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.

by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022

Soak-cial

A term for a social gathering held at The Soak, typically involves curry, cobras and Cool Runnings.

Me: "Hey! Did you hear about the Soak-cial happening tomorrow night?"
Friend: "Oh yeah it sounds phenomenal."
Me: "Yeah, definitely a good time"

by NevermadetheGuild January 7, 2024

Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.

“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”

by Abo965 May 31, 2025

soak on it

Like "sleep on it" but for less than a day.

Ankar said, let's soak on it.

by adhillonwedding September 26, 2017

soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015

Get Soaked

To have sex

Hey my buddy is gonna get soaked

by Wawawaterboyyyyy June 26, 2021