Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
by Anthony and Greg and Jelly March 07, 2005
by Matt787878 December 03, 2008
A cooch that is so slip you almost lose control. The pleasure is non-existant all you know is its too sloppy to feel anything.
by Mr.Boracus May 05, 2006
When you take a nice fat shit, then take the shit and place it into a meat dehydrator. After about 3 days of letting the shit dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans vagina, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while you fuck her pussy with the dehydrated shit. The shit will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into shit inside of her pussy. Thus, her pussy can be described as a "sloppy jerky."
Guy #1: Yo I was totally raw dogging some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her ass
Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit
Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.
Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit
Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.
by sloppyjerky November 23, 2009
1)When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner.
Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.
2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.
Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.
2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.
1: Tom and David both had sex with Jenny last night but David got sloppy seconds because he was younger.
2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.
2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.
by crew8221 March 09, 2004
when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!
girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
by fcgilf September 26, 2006
by T3000 July 11, 2009