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Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
by Scandal123 July 31, 2010
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movie sleeper

One who tends to sleep through movies shown at theaters, or on TV, YouTube, Netflix, etc., no matter how "exciting", "scary", "funny", or even "sexy" the movie might be (to others, anyway!).
Dude #1: "I was practically bored to DEATH by that movie, even though it IS the 'blockbuster of the Summer'!"
Dude #2: "Yo, I almost faded out like a light, while seeing that flick, too! So, you ain't alone, homie. Welcome to...the MOVIE SLEEPERS' CLUB!"
by mastergeemoe July 23, 2015
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Sleeper

An old terminology of a stake big long bit of wood with tar on the bottom to hold fencing in used in farms Sometimes is called a sleeper or railway sleeper. To hold custom fencing up 1 stake some tacks and a bit of chicken wire.
Sleeper noun "Here is the sleeper place it in the ground upright and start hammering it into the soil"
by 90sEraKuregi August 11, 2021
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Pussy Sleeper

When a girl doesn't wear underwear while sleeping. Has her pussy out
Stim: Yeah man, I walked into nykiah's room and tried waking her up.. she had NO pants on, she's a pussy sleeper..
by IRADIATEYOUHOES January 8, 2021
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Sleeper hit

A type of media that found success years/months/weeks/days after its release.
Duncan Laurence’s Arcade, which is a song, is an example of a sleeper hit. It represented the Netherlands (and also their winning song) at the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest and later went viral on TikTok in 2021.
by thecharacterwannie September 28, 2022
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Sleeper

Someone who you assume is just a normal guy because you only see him in hoodies and baggy jeans. Only to find out later when its summer that hes actually jacked as hell.
Friend1: Yo you know Jake?
Friend2: Yeah what about him?

Friend: Bro look at him on the beach.
Friend2: What the hell? Since when was he that jacked?!

Friend: He's a sleeper bro
by Sleeperagent1776 March 1, 2021
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Sleeper Cell

Someone of middle eastern or indian descent who has hidden in the states for a while as a secret terrorist.
That nigga Nick Makki is a sleeper cell did y’all know that?”
by ballbuster24 October 23, 2023
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