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Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.
by pearllovesyousomuch March 12, 2022
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Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.
"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon
by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022
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Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
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A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.
"You are a bit of a Simon", " Yea I often get all the girls with my big cock"
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Meaning si or yes in spanish with a slight kick
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Jens is not Simon
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