PaprikaEater21XD's definitions
Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug.