Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020

Shart

When someone needs to fart and they try to hold the fart but instead they accidentally pass gas and the fart turns into a combination of shit and fart.

Logan:Bro did you hear Mary passed a shart today in class
Tyler:Oh damn she nasty

by UrPinkyToe August 31, 2020

sharting

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.

After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.

by sharting101 April 4, 2022

shart

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.

i would shart for chris wood.

by happilysmythe March 25, 2022

shart

shit and fart

i js sharted

by chickenwing103 March 5, 2023

Sharted

The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!

Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!

by Allie Mata January 5, 2006

SHARTED

When you go for a proper loud fart and end up shittin your pants.

1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!

2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!

by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005