shafted

1)To get slammed up the colon by someone else. Skewerd in the anus with a pole.
2)Getting fucked over hard by someone.

DUDE, Ms. Fucktard shafted me so hard today, she pulled a suprize test on us and i didnt know fucking shit.

by Dildo master June 10, 2003

shared

Having sex with someone your friend had sex with in the past

We shared the same food 4 less manager a few years ago

by Gapgirl November 8, 2014

Shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)

O shit, you just got shafted!

by Billy Blowjob Jo February 26, 2008

smarted

The superior form of 'rarted' which highly insults ones intelligence and whole life. It is the most painful and devastating word you can say to one and it should only be used when you want to crush someone's soul. Calling someone 'smarted' using leads to a sudden brain aneurysm, or immediate suicidal thoughts which directly leads to the act of comit nek rop.

Unintelligent Man: Isn't 1+1 3?
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Bro you're honestly so 'smarted', the answer is 2!
Unintelligent Man: Oh shit *brain aneurysm*.
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Ohhhhh yeah, I have a 9000IQ

by jnfeSUJV November 4, 2018

we haven't even started yet!

When you do something and it is so shocking and huge to people, but this is only a small part of it and there is a lot more to come!

Donald Trump: 'we haven't even started yet! on the libtard potato bag bitch, Hillary Clinton.

by Haji Shirzad February 6, 2017

Shafted

When you become possessed by Dracula through the means of the wizard Shaft.

1. Sorry Maria, I got shafted!

by Richter Belmont 23 March 25, 2019

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010