When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
by Aussiestereotypes April 09, 2020
by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019
by Hello37 June 19, 2017
I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.
by ctog November 24, 2018
by sharting101 April 04, 2022
For the shart basically means the same as "for the suck", or "that sucks", however the imagry that goes along with the term "shart" adds insult to injury to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
by arshart October 22, 2007
by Allie Mata January 01, 2006