shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

shifty shaft by Whistlefister January 29, 2018

The Deadly Shaft Worm

It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die

John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore

Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now

The Deadly Shaft Worm by Shaft Inspector !!! February 24, 2011

C.I.T. Shaft 

The term CIT Shaft applies when a member of staff with more authority than a CIT tells them to do something. It applies to any aspect of the camp life, from petty tasks such as going to collect the cabin's tuck and mail to taking the top bunk.

Ex. 1. Im going to C.I.T. shaft my C.I.T. and give him the top bunk.
Ex. 2. I got C.I.T. shafted to make all the pre-mades for trip.

C.I.T. Shaft by Camp Wabanaki Staff January 24, 2011

Short Shaft 

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.

My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.

Short Shaft by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008

Hot Shaft 

When one masturbates while having pepper juice on their hands.

Dude, I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands before jerking off. That was one f*cking hot shaft.

Hot Shaft by JOLLY PEPPER March 27, 2010

love shaft 

A gentlemens erect penis.

"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"

love shaft by cannietellye October 8, 2005

the shaft grande 

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner

I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.

the shaft grande by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004