Secret Service

When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.
Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.
by Hot Carl Winslow January 03, 2008
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GF services

Girlfriend services. 1. To act like a real girlfriend and provide company and companionship in return for payment or other consideration or gifts. 2. To provide sexual services of a vanilla nature for payment. Unlike PSE (pornstar experience), GF Services excludes hard deep-throat, s&m, water sports or anal sex.
She's not really my actual girlfriend, she's just this girl I pay for GF services when I'm lonely or bored.
by LuigiSqueegee November 15, 2016
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self service

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house
by ohdear9762 December 21, 2013
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service organization

an organization that provides services for the poor - - service is an act done to benefit the poor/needy.
by fdas February 27, 2005
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p service

Da p service gotsta be anarcho-rizzled.
by DLL November 21, 2003
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dooley services

A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.
by Nosaj January 19, 2017
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fan service

by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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