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senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...
Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.
by Hwood73 February 18, 2015
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senior fuck

where a senior in highschool has sex with a freshman. usually is a goal set over a guy or girl they want to fuck once they become freshmen.
dude 1: did you see that freshman? dude, she's so thick!
dude 2: yeah, I'm gonna senior fuck her.
by doomcookie35 September 9, 2016
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Senior Discount

The act of inserting semen into a victims ear, then packing it with pubic hairs.

This can also be done in one's nose.
"Dude! Lets give A. Leu a senior discount. He's passed out!"
by Eby November 20, 2006
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Senior House

Proper Noun
The highest dorm at Berkshire School. Depending on your definition of "highest", it is commonsensical that Senior House is elevated above the rest geographically; but it is arguable that Senior House is the highest dorm on campus perceptively and socially as well.
"I lived in Senior House my fifth year of high school and did a whole lot of nothing."
or
"Those Senior House boys really hate the schools administration."
by Berkshire Class of 2006 May 17, 2006
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senior blumpkin

The act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a hot steamy shit on the toilet or in a tub
I got some mad senior blumpkin from Geoff's mom last night.
by Waqas, Chris, David May 23, 2006
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Senior Discount

Bang an old lady, and then steal all her money.
I bought a merkin with the money i saved from the senior discount
by tubbs October 16, 2004
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