lawn seats

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

by skakid December 19, 2009

pop a seat

syn.: Sit down.

Hey you! Pop a seat!

by Zach G. November 18, 2003

mercy seat

The Electric Chair. Used in the electrocution of a prisoner sentenced to death by law.

"And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this weighing of the truth.
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die."

The Mercy Seat
Johnny Cash

by Mr. Orom September 28, 2005

seat-sniffer

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

cop a seat

sit down and shut up

He only in the 8th grade so he betta cop a seat!

by Jeremy December 10, 2003

two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

by asoiubnweks July 16, 2008

Ejector Seat

Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.

After we went parking i gave her the ejector seat to get rid of her

by BILLY LEBLANC April 16, 2004