Chasing the seagull

When you’re wasting time especially when you’re wasted.

I was chasing the seagull last night in Venice.

by Michael27 June 23, 2019

clumsy seagull

A foursome that involves one girl and three guys. One guy is getting the girl from behind while the girl is giving a hand job to both guys with each hand. With great imagination, it imitates a clumsy seagull

Holy shit that was a crazy night. I can't believe Shirlena just let us do the clumsy seagull on her. She won't be able to walk right for week!

by justhotshitusa June 15, 2011

Crazy Seagull

A sexual act where 5 males and 1 female participate. The female takes a cock in her vagina, a cock in her ass, a cock in each hand and a cock in her mouth. The proceeding motion of the female 'working' said cocks is how this act gets its name.

John: Do you want to have a crazy seagull with Lucy?
4 other guys: Ok!
Lucy: I'm in for the time of my life!

by yuiyuiyuiyui July 26, 2009

seagull breath

A person who has disgusting breath like a seagulls.

Can also be called Seagarl Breath after the famous dickhead actor, who reputedly has toxic breath.

Get your stinkin Seagarl Breath out of my face!

by DeeZool August 20, 2005

Squawking Seagull

when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls vagina

Guy1:"oh dude did you see Tim just give that girl a squawking seagull"

Guy2:"Oh damn i missed it"

by kms0694 April 17, 2009

steaming seagull

when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.

hey john did you just see that chick cough up a cock?' 'yeah she looked like a steaming seagull.

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010