schmoo

a party pooper. someone who sucks all the fun out of a situation for no reason. thinks they are very cool and smart, but they just sound bossy and boring. often a simp.

Dude, we've been planning this for months and now you aren't gonna do it because you think we'll be out too late? You're such a schmoo.

by notschmoo July 29, 2020

scemo glasses

Definition 1: Black, thick rimmed, plastic framed glasses. They can be pretty pricey. You don't <i>always</i> see them on scenesters, but if you want to find them, that's where they'll be.
Definition 2: Huge sunglasses that used to look good on Victoria Beckham, and that a lot of scenesters have adopted.

Some scenester wearing scemo glasses: Hey, I like your glasses, are you emo too?
Me: Ahem. No. And neither are you.

by YouThinkICare? June 14, 2006

schmoo

A sessile larval form of a sea urchin.

Stuck to a rock, the schmoo develops into an adult sea urchin.

by malurus April 13, 2005

schmob

Driving really fast on a street with a very modest speed-limit. Usually in a crappy car.

Man, i saw steve schmobbing his pinto the other day.

by Nic August 25, 2003

schmoo

a person who is being annoying at the time.

Brittany Frye is a schmoo

by Lullabelle May 27, 2003

Schmoo

A small furry creature that resembles a platypus. It is known as the mascot of the Mu Omicron chapter of Alpha Phi Omega. Schmoos have been rumored to have magical powers.

"That schmoo is so cool, its wearing a hat!"

by mo pledge March 28, 2014

schmong

Placeholder word that has no concrete denotative meaning, but a mildly negative connotative meaning. Typically used to describe or brand low-quality products or associates. Coined in Tempe, Arizona in 1993.

I can't stand that effing SchmongTech computer!
Ugh. That guy's a total schmong.

by B.J. Black August 11, 2006