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SamsClubStalker

A creepermale 55-67 years of age that lurks in SamsClub and other various destinations only behind
children, the freesample ladies,and sometimes the other SamsClubStalkers (Depending on there Vision and Sexual Preference)
who try to be informative about something weird and really just want to stick the liverspotted dick deep within the caverns of your asshole to feel a sense of sexual gratification, and that their viagra is working.

See related areas: WalmartStalker, StarBucksTalker, Persusive Old Corpse.
" Hey there little boy,
what do you think about Pears?"

"There Delicious you creepy ass SamsClubStalker."
by John Mins April 20, 2009
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carrying samsonite

Of or pretaining to emotional baggage.

To have one or more emotional issues, usually having to do with a relationship from the past or from a traumatic event. These emotional issues can often prevent or wreak havoc on future relationships and be detrimental to ones over all true happiness.
At first I thought that chic was amazing, but then i realized she was carrying samsonite. I had to bail on her.
by Brooks J. Masterson May 6, 2006
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emotional Samsonite

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set
by Urban Englander June 12, 2009
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samstyle

a subspecies of English particularly interested in beavers, stallions, and bicycles.
1) Maurice Jones-Drew is a great football player. Stamstyle "Maurice Jones-Drew is a stallion. He ran for like 400 yards and 6 tds."
2) What's wrong with you, loser? You suck. Stamstyle: "What's up lame-beaver? Why are you such weak-sauce?"
3) (At an appropriate moment to leave) Ready to leave? Samstyle: "Ready to bike out?"
by colin y September 17, 2007
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Samsoon

a half joint. a mood fixer. half length of a normal cigarette and usually as thick. wether its leftover or newly made. as long as its a half or less then a half to somewhere more than one puff.
"dude! i wish i had a samsoon before going to work today!"

1st guy:"is there any left from last night ?"
2nd guy:"just a samsoon i think.."
by bigM101 December 12, 2011
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Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.
Man you really samsonized your ride.
by TDBE May 14, 2018
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