Alli Rios

a dumb thot who smells like cats and dove deodorant she always has a new hoe every month but when she feels like it she’s loyal

“hey is that an alli rios she’s stupid”

by bathroom April 20, 2019

Talking Rio

Make a statement which makes the speaker appear stupid or of limited intelligence.

Stop talking Rio son, the Earth is not flat and it's idiotic to suggest fans should buy their football club.

by MagicMag March 25, 2021

Rio Grande Surfer

A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly

If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer

by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011

Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

rio my love

a cutie who deserves all the love in the world
srsly im glad u exist and if ur reading this I love u

dude named nemani: hhholylyy shit is that rio my love
random ginger girl: yeah back off..!

nemani: who r u.. 💀

by pancakeslvt February 15, 2023

Rios

In English this word is translated to rivers these people who have rios as there name or last name tend to be the coolest people ever they have to have fun and dont fuck around with fantasy sports probably or mostly the coolest people to be around

Guy 1 you see the rios family

Guy 2 yeah why

Guy 1 the rios family is total tits dog

by Dick beater Peter May 15, 2022

rio

rio is a guy whos always inlove with a girl with the instial s he has major trust issues and is autistic his friends are liitle bitch as niggas who dont know how to talk probaly . rio always has stutter and is short but always like girls that are shorter than him .

girl: rio who do u love

rio: S

by lisalisa2017 May 15, 2023