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Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.
Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.
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Retard

You don’t call retarded people retards, you call your friends retards when they are acting retarded
Friend- Quit being a retard
by Hollis Flax November 4, 2019
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by Onesexydonnie November 14, 2020
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ay bro wtf that teacher is a retard
by калыван the gey November 19, 2020
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Retarded

A word that is used to describe stupid or mentally slow people, that openly makes fun of people with disabilities, especially metal ones. There are a lot of words for stupid, and if you can't find another one, maybe you're the one who is stupid.
Person 1: Person 3, stop being so retarded

Person 2: Please don't say that, it's harmful to the disabled community.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't know the history behind that word, thank you so much for educating me on that, allow me to rephrase, "Person 3, you need to stop being so freaking stupid all the time! Like, do you think any of your actions through? Did braincells ever develop in that thick skull of yours? You just came out of the womb crying and you never stopped, and your actions are impacting others in a harmful way! You need to accept critisism with grace and humility and stop acting like you are the goddamn king of your sh*tty highschool! No one likes being around you and no one misses you when you're gone, because you refuse to learn anything. You are white and you still say the N-word even though people have tried to educate you on why it's unacceptable for you to say that. And I bet that you laughed at Person 2 over here when she corrected me on my incorrect vocabulary, as if you would miss the r-word, as if it is so incredibly vital to your vocabulary that you simply would perish without it. Get your wet-breadstick ass over to the beer because apparently getting drunk at parties is your only talent, you stubborn, soup-stealing, hollow husk of self-pity and disregard for others of a loser"
by hey_its_peyy November 19, 2020
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Folks who still love china and its people despite corona crisis. No matter how many people were killed from their country. They still love china and will love Chinese swines.
Chris: Chinese people are so good and innocent.

Evan : you son of a retard swine. Go amd fuck yourself.
by Lad kicker October 25, 2020
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“That retard megatron couldn’t even lead himself out of a paper bag! So that’s why I should be the leader of the decepticons!”
by Totallynotstarscream January 4, 2021
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