Cade Reed

Brayden's Bitch

Cade Reed is Brayden's Bitch in any and all games as well as life itself

by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020

Reed Coffer

4’9

Reed Coffer is 4’9

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Reed girls

The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.

If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.

"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10

i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige

by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022