Reed

A man who gets literally zero bitches!

You wouldn’t want to be named Reed, he gets no pussy!

by Maverckk May 1, 2022

Reed

someone who doesnt read but is super hot like a jock. every girl likes him.

Girl 1 "omg look at Reed"

Girl 2 "hes so cute"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018

reed

the most annoying fucking person in the world. obsessed with anime from years ago and has the most annoying brother and sister in the world. you know when you have a class with him it's about to be the worst and most excruciating hour ever.

bro, did you what reed drew today?
i bet it was the invisible girl from bnha lol

by radiohaed February 24, 2025

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.

“Check that old man with his dick in a box”
“Oh thats just reed”

by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018