Shart Recess

When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.

"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."

by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013

Golden Receiver

A dude with blonde hair that likes getting fucked by other dudes, doggy style

Guy 1; Did you hear Mike Carey went out with Ben yesterday?

Guy 2; yeah he’s such a Golden Receiver!

by MickyLarry69 August 2, 2019

Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!

by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019

cocktail recipe

A perfect formula for disaster and chaos. Used in reference to any idea or concept that has one or several flaws in it, making its realization a future failure.

Karen's idea for an start up, even though it's good willed, it's such a cocktail recipe

by corvalanlara October 31, 2019

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

Keeping the Receipts

a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.

Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.

Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.

by 1xs April 10, 2021

Key Lime Pie Recipe

A code name for a DM that is very spicy and you need to not sound like a hoe. Also can be a code name for your FWB

Yo girl this guy sent me this key lime pie recipe, not gonna lie it was amazing.

by Mr. Key lime pie March 3, 2022