reality consultant

Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.

Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!

by buti4life December 30, 2011

Platonic Reality

A) The real essence of anything that is dimly reflected in physical existence. For example, circular objects are crude approximations to an ideal perfect circle (The Platonic Reality of circles).

B) The Ultimate ...

C) Perfect, utopian, ideal

Originating from Plato, he thought what we see in the physical world is a dim reflection of the true ideal thing.

OMG, she is the Platonic Reality of all girls. hott.

by TTM November 1, 2004

Real versus Reality

What you think, believe or desperately wish to be, compared to what actually is.

Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.

by YAWA August 1, 2020

realt

Sometimes used in the place of really.

I realt like that show last night, it realt got my blood pumping.

by J.W. Crosby September 6, 2007

realist

Someone who doesn't give a shit because in the real world nobody gives a shit.

I'm not lazy. I'm a realist.

by Ereck Flowers October 22, 2018

Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)

Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization

by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018

Master of Reality

Master of Reality is the third album by the hard rock band Black Sabbath.It was released in 1971. Master of Reality starts off with guitarist Tony Iommi taking a very large bong hit of marijuana and coughing in the song Sweet Leaf. The next song is a pro-christian song, which surprises many people, called After Forever. The album features 2 short opening peices to 2 of their songs, which the band seperated from the actual tracks to make the album look like it had more songs, which they did many times. This album is number 298 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the top 500 greatest albums of all time.

Lets go smoke some pot and listen to master of reality.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006