Reality

Something really boring and monotonous.

Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

In reality

Something someone says they are trying to prove that is true.

Jeff: my wife is totally going to divorce me

fife: Well in reality you're fucked. Shes gonna take everything!!

by joe da baker October 18, 2011

French Relish

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it

I use dillon forester for French Relish

by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011

Throat Relish

When you inhale hard through your nose and your snot gets sucked into your throat.

"Dude, why are you coughing like that?"
"I gotta get rid of this throat relish."

by Fuchia September 19, 2012

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017

Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish

A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.

After work, Tony totally gave Nate the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish at Finns last night.

by Tony the Finn December 2, 2013

Realist

A person who's personal and political views transcend the petty right-wing left-wing mentality and understands how things really work in the world.

Someone who acknowledges that humans are terrible by nature and that the only cure for everything is one of the population-destroying meteors that passes between the Earth and Moon twice a month.

by Squinty August 1, 2003