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Raymonde

When drinking alcohol, the point at which a person suddenly changes from "pleasantly drunk" to "a completely out of control shit-faced mess".

A fellow drinker, upon noticing that their friend is imminently at this point, may signify their observance by rapidly tapping the table and exclaiming that "Raymonde is knocking on the door"
He was ok until that last vodka, then he went totally Raymonde.

One minute he seemed fine and then Raymonde paid him a visit
by Mordeymania September 4, 2023
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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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raymond munoz

poops in socks and shoves it out windows
Raymond Munoz poops in socks & shoves them out windows
by fbsjdjsnsk November 25, 2021
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Raymond Ledon

Raymond is the ultimate fiend , loves to start SWAT standoffs, break in to any and every possible place, even his own Mother’s. One of three demon children that roam the streets of Abq in search of infinite beans. He loves to take the souls of cops
Oh look!! Who is that in the black SUV with a stolen shotgun? Don’t worry, it’s just lovely Raymond Ledon.
by shxtgunz December 5, 2021
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Raymond

A guy who has a small UH EGO and has no bitches.
He is that Raymond? I heard he needs tweezers to put that thing away! Ha! Am I right? Obviously no bitches there!
by Obviously real facts.org July 21, 2022
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Raymond kross

A person named Raymond cross, who is dating my best friend and is annoying but the best man in the world he has a stubble little mustache. He shows his love through insults and loves Fortnite, likes to play load moaning sounds into microphone while on discord call. Raymond Kross is now a word
Raymond Kross went on a date with Lilly.
by oheeee July 28, 2022
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Raymond Luck

This term is used to define lucky and/or unsual events forTrulyray_plays, a roblox user, who has exceptional luck in any game he plays. This is very similar to the other definition; "Chris Luck" but not exactly on the same level. The difference between them is there skill as Trulyray_plays seems to lack in most games.
"dude i rolled an all force in 1 spin lol"
"raymond luck be like"
by curly josh July 28, 2022
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