Raymond

A guy who has a small UH EGO and has no bitches.

He is that Raymond? I heard he needs tweezers to put that thing away! Ha! Am I right? Obviously no bitches there!

by Obviously real facts.org July 21, 2022

Raymond Meng

A super sexy and smart asian male. Enough said.

Scarlett Johansson: OMG did you see Raymond Meng the other day?

Megan Fox: No, but was he as sexy as ever?

Scarlett: He was so hot! I may or may not have fainted at the sight of him.

*Both swoon and faint*

by Math Debater November 23, 2021

The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.

I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.

by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018

raymond

Rway is my favorite guy ever, not replacable infact. Hes one of a kind uwu. He has all the girls at school at his SHOES litterally licking his heels of his shoes, thats how hot he is duh. Hes one of the funniest guys ive everr met. AND he is a alpha. Yep.. i admit it hes alpha. And daddy. I will never exceed him, no one will sadly. Hes a great listener too he always listens to my stupid shit.(ty rway) HE IS A GOAT AT CLASH HE CARRY ME WHEN WE PLAY and really like any game tbh, exept for horror games scardie cat. Raymond is one of my favorite people in the worldddd also including other ppl ig.. and my brother duh OH AND MY DOG. Raymond is just the bestest ever. Raymond is very mysterious.... im starting to think hes a secret fbi agent spying on me (he loves getting fucked in the butt by aidan burkie and andrew pananderu) Anyways thanks ray for being just you youre awesome pawsome and yeah.. im gonna add more ofc.... raymond is short and tiny and a little smurf, you can just step on him if you wanted to but who would wanna kill that little cute smurf!!?! no one. exacally. Raymond still has yet to send me pee pics and im waiting waiting paitentally. Raymond also has a very cute dog named paulie and i love paulie, he is so cutee. Raymond also like minors a lot.. and minion porm ahahaha he loves them infact he also loves dominating aidan and andrew in bed, dominating them reallll hard with whips and shit idk lol. ok im done :) hope you like it rway uwu.

"That guy is so silly and funny and quirky, hes such a raymond."
"Indeed."

by Ppfartzzzzzz January 3, 2022

Raymond

Raymond sound like he'd be an ankle-biter but apparently not. He looks questionable and is a total air head, not one single thought behind that big forehead of his. His ego is so far up is ass and it's the size of Jupiter. Somebody humble this man. He doesn't know how to treat women right and expects praise for the bare minimum.
Usually has a punchable face. Be warned, the urge to punch it is very strong.
Ladies, don't ever allow yourself to be brought down by this goofy turnip looking headass. Know your worth 💋

Stacy: Gosh did you hear what Raymond did? No wonder he got dumped.

Jessi: Yeah no suprise, don't be like Raymond.

by Chiquibaby😻 February 21, 2022

Raymond Moment

Origin:The Character Originally comes from a book named "Raymond's Run", bye Toni Cade Bambara, where a girl named Squeaky, takes care of her disabled older brother named Raymond, who has a growth disability.

Raymond Moment, a term created by Sawyer Rüzgar Atalay, means that when one does something or feels like they did something a retarded person would do.

Example 1: Jimmy, who got a bad grade on his math test, even though he studied for it, had a big Raymond Moment, and felt it too.

Example 2: When Jack forgor 💀 his school schedule, even though he has been in the school for five months, is having a Raymond Moment

Example 3: Laura forgor💀 her Laptop that she had to bring to work, which was a certified Raymond Moment, since she needed it for work/

by TurkUSA11 March 28, 2023

Raymond

is sick of this shit.

Raymond asks: “can this please be over now?”

by ndnbdbwkenff newmmanwkwkdkjdbs November 23, 2021