Groid Rage

The effect of warm summer heat on certain species. Incidents of rape, random stabbings and murder tend to increase dramatically when Groid-Rage is experienced.

Your honour, my client was suffering from seasonal Groid Rage and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions.

by McCeltunstein July 17, 2021

cute rage

The insuppressible emotion experienced upon sight of an unbelievably cute animal that causes the brain to overload and create a sensation of rage at the world for having created a creature so incomprehensively adorable and not placed it directly in your lap. Can only be relieved by punching or smashing a nearby object and then talking in a crazy voice about how you want to smash said animal's face or pull its ears off when in reality it is so precious that if it crawled up to you you'd just dissolve into a puddle of goo.

Person 1: "Look at the fluffy baby bunny on Zooborns!"
Person 2: ***CUTE RAGE*** "OH MY GOD IT'S SO PRECIOUS I WANT TO RIP ITS LITTLE EARS OFF!"

by EmLove August 20, 2013

tard rage

when a retard is sent into a rage acquiring super-human strength

dude, don't piss him off, or he'll break out the tard rage

by daddy March 8, 2004

Brooklyn Rage

A popular spin off of Lady Gaga's Poker Face, made for the Yu-gi-oh Abridged series.

Brooklyn Rage- Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhh

by JoEy_WhEeLeR January 6, 2010

Game rage

(Verb) or (noun): When your not on your A game while gaming and can't acomplish what your goal what ever that is, online or off, and you get random rage that last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, usually very short, from your lack of success.

Symptoms include: Uncontrolable urge to break or hit things,yelling in general or at your television. Shaking, and accelerated heart rate. WARNING: a person with gamer rage might be a little touchy give him/her time, wait till he/she interacts with you. DO NOT CONFRONT!

Suggestions to aviod gamer rage: STOP PLAYING THE GAME!

Noun: Guy#1:"WTF! THAT'S MY 10TH GAME I'VE LOST!"

Guy#2:"whoa that guy has some serious gamer rage."

Verb: Guy#1 :" WHAT THE HELL CAMPER! GOD! (punches wall)" (Game rage as an action)

by john the wanker December 25, 2009

halo rage

the feeling you get when you get stuck from across the map, lasered, and shot in the left nostril with a sniper 3-5 seconds after you spawn. once halo rage is obtained you will experience, crude and irrational insults coming from your mouth(often involving one's mother, sexually preferences, the lack of genitals, an urge to smash your controller and or mic, as well as a decrease in dryness of one's pants. For 30 minutes-2 hours (depending on how serious the halo rage) you will have these side effects, and the only way to get rid of it is to drink a juice box and atleast 1 hot pocket.

I had serious halo rage yesterday...i punted my dog into the lawn mower.

by Gerg Craver March 18, 2008

wrap rage

Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in. Growing phenomenon described in the Pittsburgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.

Ironically, he got so caught up in wrap rage that he almost sliced off his finger using a screwdriver to open the package containing an X-acto knife.

by Ben Frey March 29, 2006