Raccoonbug

A wild creature who lurks around at night in it's wild habitat praying on its next victim.
They prefer eating live animals as opposed to dead ones because they enjoy the squirming of the dying animal in their mouths. Those sick fucks.

Girl: Alright I think I'll be heading home now.
Boy: Wait! let me walk you home, I wouldn't want you to be eaten by one of those god awful RACCOONBUGS!

There amidst the tree's is the wild raccoonbug in its natural habitat.

by DUDBUGS April 8, 2011

Racoonamatata

Acknowledgement of the circle of life when spotting raccoon roadkill.

As I drove passed the run-over raccoon, I consoled myself by humming, Racoonamatata.

by pinkisnice October 4, 2012

racoon tit

when your penis is upside down and a scaly purple

you drink too much hot sauce that your taint starts to hurt is a racoon tit

by Cowboy Ass StarWars February 3, 2013

Racoomba

Two savages in gta that pull up on your block with the drako

I wish I could racoomba a kid in gta

by D_ball guach racoomba June 18, 2018

raccoo

When someone sexually identifies as a raccoon.

"Dude did you hear? Tyler is a raccoo now, it's so weird. But I guess it's 2017 so it's fine."

by TPLOdathoe August 27, 2017

RaccoonEggs

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber who mostly makes CS:GO "funny" videos. Other than that, he also makes tutorials, such as "HOW TO GET PUSSY" and "HOW TO SURVIVE A RACCOON ATTACK". His tutorials are just a prank bro, don't try them at home.

Also his real name is Ezra.

RaccoonEggs is the most humorous youtuber

by oakkent January 27, 2018

raccoonz

Raccoonz is a talking meme addicted sentient raccoon that communicates commonly with fellow meme addicts; additionally has a strong desire to help people and often disconnects due to a allergy of socializing though socializes anyway.

Raccoonz likes making cakes :3.

by Smart smart November 4, 2018