Robert may also be known as Bob, or Bobbo.
Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY.
Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time.
Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.
Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY.
Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time.
Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.
by Ekeim February 10, 2010
Get the Robertmug. A rare specimen of pokemon so rare that you cannot even find him in the games even WITH a gameshark!
You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...
Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...
You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...
Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...
Example 1:
During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!
Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!
Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!
Quotations:
"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert
During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!
Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!
Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!
Quotations:
"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert
by Robert "Admiral Fleet" Gracie December 14, 2010
Get the Robertmug. Verb; An occurance, action or statement agreed by a majority to be so unhumourous with or without effort, that the occurance, action or statement is actually very hilarious.
Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.
Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.
"Fuck, that joke Robert made was so pathetic that I actually laughed."
"Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!"
Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today."
Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden."
Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"
"Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!"
Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today."
Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden."
Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"
by Lisa Power January 8, 2009
Get the Robert mug. So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
Get the Robertmug. If you ever meet anyone name Robert be grateful since he’s gonna be someone important in your life.He’s independent but will be there for you and it’s more likely he’s gonna in bed . really smart and bright never let him go
by Jeeryb November 4, 2021
Get the robertmug.