road map titties

titties that look like the map of wisconsin

Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!

by lumpy-juice December 13, 2009

Road Rod

An erection one gets while riding in a vehicle, usu. caused by the vibration of the vehicle's motion. It often occurs on public transit or at inconvenient times during travel.

Tom's stop was coming up but he had road rod so didn't want to stand up.

by Rico2112 December 23, 2010

road cheese

Chicks who come from another location looking to hookup with local talent and often bring their suitcases with them with no place to stay.

Ugh, look at that carload of road cheese!

by flippity April 20, 2011

Road jerky

Jerkin it while driving

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.

by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

Road D & Scoopin's

While driving you receive a blowjob and you finger blast her pussy or asshole.

She gave me Road D while I was getting a little scoopins
Road D & scoopin's

by Marchand August 10, 2016

Road Rage

Aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to fucking drive.

Example of someone expressing road rage: "Get out of the way you assholes!" *shakes fist angrily*

by SchiteStack March 5, 2017

Road Zombie

A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.

It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.

My God Peggy, we just picked up a Road Zombie. Fasten your seatbelt, I am gonna try and shake them.

by Sawman70 February 13, 2019