Cunt-riot

One who displays and announces loudly a show of pratriotism, but is a total display of stupidity.

Trump is acting like a real cunt-riot.

by Kem mic January 8, 2021

Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022

laugh riot

Someone who makes silly, stupid jokes

-Do they know how the murderer looks like?
-Don't worry. No one saw you.
-How funny. You're a real laugh riot.

by Victor Halebski September 1, 2008

Haymaker Square Riot

A high-risk sexual maneuver in which, immediately after climax, the male removes his penis from the vagina, punches his partner in the face, then opens a jar of angry bees and holds it against the woman's vaginal area.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me - so last night I gave her the haymaker square riot before dumping her ass"

by Haymaker Square Mayor June 14, 2009

Like a riot

This is a phrase commonly put at the end of an action meaning that they did something well or do something well.

-"You play guitar like a riot!"

-"You were shooting like a riot!!"

by LMaf June 5, 2011

Zoot Suit Riot

A code word for the act of de-virginizing a women. Based on the song zoot suit riot by "the Cherry poppin daddys"

"I was singing zoot suit riot last night with brittany."
"Damn, she gave up that v card quick.

by fixer5588 November 4, 2011

Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009