The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.
If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022
Get the Reed girlsmug. A long lanky mother fucker, has an absolute foot long. Has very high standards so many girls never get the chance with the Vaughn Slong. Very funny guy but when he's trying to sleep don't fuck with him, he is an enraged beast while trying to sleep.
by Jesse Moses October 23, 2018
Get the Reed Vaughnmug. a little fellow who speaks the language of chinese and enjoys calling out microagressions. They constantly teach us of the ways of chinese animals and humans such as Charleston the cow who's life is ruined by eating a hamburger. Fei reed 是一个很好的老师 Which directly translate to fei reed eats donkey ass.
by ;;lbdopeibpgo;wjk[ June 9, 2018
Get the fei reedmug. Reed is an absolutely revolting human being. He is so genuinely rude and doesn't even realize it. He acts like a complete fucking bimbo and thinks he's cool for no reason even though he is a complete fucking retard. Stay away from Reed.
by backpackkid October 22, 2019
Get the Reedmug. Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.
by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023
Get the Reedmug. Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
Get the Reed Basslermug. by Gxldenyooo October 26, 2019
Get the Reedmug.