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dutch rudder

when a man grabs his dick and someone works his arm for him kinda like a hand job but the person giving it doesnt have to grab the dick
my buddy tom gave me a dutch rudder last night
by mclovin666 April 4, 2009
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Reeder

to place your own wants or desires over that of others. to pull a reeder. to place smoking weed over hanging out with a friend you already made plans with.
"damn it, brittany pulled a reeder on me again."
by hoobajaba December 17, 2008
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reader

An attractive woman who is liked strictly for her looks, but once discovered she can read is elevated to a whole new level of hottness.
by X2 May 23, 2008
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Double Dutch Rudder

When two men grab their own penises with one hand, while grabbing the other mans forearm, moving it in an up and down motion, to act as a form of masturbation with out genital contact. Also so see dutch rudder.
My two gay buddies tried a Double Dutch Rudder last night. Now there is jizz all over my pillow.
by rodenstuckey March 28, 2009
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Render-babble

The small-talk that a video editor makes with clients while rendering.
Editors like to generate a small amount of render-babble to keep the clients engaged.
by BillableDownTime March 17, 2010
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Readerapist

N. (V. To readerape) A readerapist is one person (or a group of multiple persons) who interrupts any form of reading. The readerapist can plot do this intentionally (First degree readerape) or decide to interrupt one's reading for no reason (Second degree readerape). However, a readerapist can never commit readerape completely on accident. They can always tell when you're reading, and this will always be a bitch move.
Esperanza: I swear I tried to finish Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, but it's impossible to read with Jean in the room.

Gill: Siriusly, Jean is an infamous readerapist.
by SiriusBlackIII July 5, 2011
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dutch rudder finger blast

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. As you're finger blasting a girl, your buddy moves your elbow for you.
Last weekend I used the dutch rudder finger blast on this slut at a hotel party.
by rentacop March 28, 2016
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