Rectal Midget

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.

Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.

by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011

Rectal Wolverine

Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.

See: grand rapids white sauce

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Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!

Guy #2: What happened?

Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!

Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.

by bill loves the cock May 19, 2004

Rectal Gnome

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a Mortification show, or someone's rectum..

"Nobody likes you....you're worthless....damn Rectal Gnome"

also see Bung Hobgoblin

by Scurvy Bird December 11, 2003

Rectal Macaroni

Macaroni of the rectum. Sometimes seen when someone is sick and does not digest their macaroni. Exits from subject's rectum.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... rectal macaroni! Anyone else hungry?"

by Iron E May 6, 2009

rectal teest

A small tinsmith's anvil inserted rectally to an unsuspecting foe.

Shit, dude never saw that rectal teest coming.

by boomshanka September 2, 2005

rectal sweat

The mixture of sweat from various regions of the body slowly making its' way down to the crack of the ass, then mixing with fecal matter to produce an unpleasant smell and feeling.

Related to swamp ass as rectal sweat is the catalyst that causes the humid sweaty conditions of the ass. swamp asstaint mud butt

by statedrone August 4, 2012

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009