Im recording you

something a karen would say once she loses an arguement in a fast food restaurant worker

Im recording you, this will be in my facebook live you broke bitch, my son is a lawyer and he will sue your ass

by mysticminds October 2, 2021

record machine

A large machine that plays records. Also something you can lean against when your feet are tired.

Can't you see me standing here? I got my back against the record machine

by Trelane March 9, 2008

record

Another word for a song (mainly slang in the UK)

Ryan Tedder mentioned to radio-host Zach Sang, that his favourite record off the new album was "Kids"

by lunaswav3 October 26, 2016

broken record

One who continually repeats the same statement with little variation, if any.

Derives directly from the (slightly inaccurate) term involving polyvinyl record albums, where such a "broken" record would repeatedly skip back a moment in what being played. (The term was inaccurate - usually such skippage was caused by debris on the disc.)

Hey, Bob is being a broken record about the salad bar. Somebody wanna hit him?

by Dennis The Tiger April 20, 2007

recorded with a toaster

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

Record Label Syndrome

The act of theoretically spending your money before you've made the product.

Singer - "Dude, when our album sells 4 million copies, I'm gonna buy a boat, the music video is gonna have explosions and a Lil' Wayne verse and..."

Producer - "Have you started writing the songs?"

Singer - "Nope!"

Producer - "You have Record Label Syndrome"

by Phrainck91 May 3, 2010

Record Entire Series

The written equivalent of 'I (or 'you') have no life'. It is derived from the TiVo television recording device. When you have selected a program to record, the machine asks you if you want to 'Record Entire Series'. This choice will provide you with much viewing fodder for months to come. This is a necessary choice for those devoid of options for social interaction.

Person 1: So, what are you doing this Saturday.
Person B: I don't know, rearranging my sock drawer.
Person 1: And that night?
Person B: Reading "The Two Towers", or something on TV.
Person 1: Jesus. Record entire series.
Person B: Yeah, I know. Don't need to rub it in.

by Mike Grant October 23, 2007