Rear Jacking

Rear jacking is the event of walking up to a taxi cab at a red light which has a passenger in the back, and then opening the rear doors, pulling out the passengers, and stealing their ride.

Zach: "Yeah, so i was riding in a taxi the other day right, when all of the suden some guy walks up to the door and pulled me out and then got in!"

Will: "So....you got...like, car jacked?"

Zach: "Naw dude, I was the victim of a Rear Jacking by some bumba clot".

by ZeeEss July 1, 2008

rearsh

Verb. to diss, in other words put down or insult someone, or disrespect them, in a funny way. Usually follwed by OOOOOHHHHHH's.

"Bob, how could you be so dumb"
"How can you be so fucking ugly"
"OHhh snappp! He REARSHEDD!"
"OOOOHHHHHHHH"

by Stoughtonian March 13, 2009

Reariod

Bloody diarrhea.

After eating the atomic hot wings, Jim was on his reariod for 3 days.

by m0nk3ym0k3 May 4, 2009

rear-minstrel

ass-clown
butt-jester

Dude, quit being such a rear-minstrel and get back in the car!

by Jen Can May 17, 2009

Rearize

the act of touching, fingering, or penatrating one's butt or anus with any object.

rearize sodomize butt anus sexual position

by Sabrina Lawson August 16, 2010

Rear Raider

Someone who keeps on raiding whatever rear-end they can find with there penis.

Aden: Your a Bum Bandit.
Stephen: Your a Poo Pirate.
Aden: Your a Rear Raider.
Stephen: *Silenced by awesomeness*

by LilAWII June 14, 2011

Hemisphere Rear

A rear end that is so defined that it resembles a hemisphere (half of a sphere). Also acceptable is the term "Hemisphere Butt"

Person #1: Dude check out the girl in the yoga pants!

Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!

by PapaSnow October 27, 2010