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ranked jerkmate

The art of stroking it with precision and techniques unique to oneself in elite competition.
Aye bro hop on Ranked Jerkmate with me.
by GorillaMonkeyBalls February 3, 2025
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Rank Up Rack Up

Leveling Up And Getting Money, And Being So Dedicated to what You Do In Life, That No One Can Stop You Or Break Your inner Peace.
Rank Up Rack Up Keep your inner peace strong Nothing Can Stop You...
by Stacky Warbucks July 22, 2023
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rank

a western term to refer to someone or something as badass
Dang, that bronc was rank!”
by punchy sob November 17, 2020
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CGS RANK

A rank which jordan and sleepie have decided to take from the talented and kind jamescgs.
this rank also has powerful things that you take from jamescgs when you take this rank from him like his pride.
jordan and sleepie took cgs rank away from jamescgs even though he paid a dollar for it
by jamescgs November 27, 2021
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Rank

When you bitch out of something. When someone doesn’t follow through. Cancel plans!
Veronica don’t rank out on tonight’s plans.
by Tire118 February 22, 2018
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cod mobile ranked

Cod mobile ranked has sadly become a hollow, frustrating mess. Maintaining rank is next to impossible now. 2-3 years ago ranked was challenging but felt more natural. But now, it's changed for the worse.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
I solo-queued my way into legendary this season.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 30, 2025
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stank ranking

The peer-reviewed, scaled measure of olfactory offensiveness of the exhaust from one ol' fart factory.
Microsoft famously used stank ranking when Steve Ballmer was CEO.
by 63kk0 September 19, 2023
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