H.R.E.A.M.

Hash rules everything around me

H.R.E.A.M.

by GoHardGlass May 5, 2022

M.I.R.F.

Mothers I Refuse to F*ck.

Although Amir claims to have the hottest wife on the planet, to me she is nothing but a M.I.R.F.

by THe MILF hunter June 17, 2013

S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

by David Lenins September 8, 2007

S.M.U.R.F.

Secret Military Underground Rightwing Force

Watch what you say the S.M.U.R.F.'s might have this place bugged.

by Rev. C. Frank Lee September 25, 2005

M.A.R.I.

Acronym: Mysterious alcohol related injury

X: What the hell happened to your hand????
XX: I have no clue! I got wasted last night and pretty much just woke up with this M.A.R.I....

by Mark Chamberland January 23, 2007

M.M.O.R.P.G

a word in the big book of geeks, M.M.O.R.P.G a.k.a massivly multiplayer online role playing game, to some known as the way of liie and to some a complete turn off.

geek:hey jenny,i cant believe your the head of the cheerleading team!
jenny:why?
geek:because i was planning on asking you out!
jenny: why wouldent you
geek: because i was to busy playing my M.M.O.R.P.G!
jenny:AHHHH GEEK! ACTIVATE ANTI-GEEK WEAPON
geek:MY EYES! DID YOU HAVE TO USE PEPPER SPRAY?!

by wjbkvbjk October 16, 2005

S.M.A.R.T.

Sexually Molested And Raped Twice

John was S.M.A.R.T. when he was little

by Endermanz363 November 17, 2016