The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.
I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!
by quantumprocessors July 07, 2011
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quantum faggot

A meaning for the abbreviation qf, such a faggot that you would fuck a universe
Andrew is a quantum faggot
by Derpface mcgee March 21, 2018
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Quantum Dipshit

Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
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Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.
Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.
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Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously
According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.
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Quantum Night

A night of enchantment and well deserved debauchery among only the classiest and most badass of individuals. Quantum Nights often include high quality hand selected beverages, intellectual games of the mind, and candle illumination.
Jackie: Hey isn't there a Quantum Night coming up soon?
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***
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量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス; Japanese gibberish that makes sense when read in English.
"量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス !"
(translation: Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus)

".....what?"
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