sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

Puck slut

A girl who fucks just hockey players

Him: I fucked Jackie this weekend

Guy 1: yo me too

Guy 2: lol isn’t she hot

Guy 3: I fucked her too

Oh my god Jackie is such a puck slut

by Wes tucker January 8, 2018

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Pucks

"Pucks" - a term used to describe a bunch of dumbasses who think they're cool but are actually just a bunch of worthless losers who can't do anything right.

DONT BE SUCH A SHIT PUCKS BE BETTER THAN THAT SHIT PUCKS

by AUTISMOLE July 11, 2023

Puck Feta

A cleaner version of "Fuck Peta".

Puck Feta, I'm gonna go kill some Vegans

by lolmaster444 April 6, 2025

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

puck

(Diaper lover slang) A large, thick, warm, squishy pancake of poop in the seat of one's diaper.

I see a big puck in your diaper.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023