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Providence, town of

Providence is a town located in northwest Saratoga County, New York. North of the Town and Village of Galway. Providence has famously been called the "dump of Saratoga County"

Streams, small lakes and ponds dot the rural landscape of gentle rolling forest-covered hills and picture-esque scenery.

Blighting this environment are trailers and beat-up houses with about fifty junk cars in the yard, none of which run. People living in their own filth, run-down country homes, and people living in camps. Genesee Beer is the only swill that is allowed to be consumed, and everyone seems to go party on "the lake" during weekends (Sacandaga Reservoir).

Kids and teenagers in Providence go to Galway High School. Guys all tend to still have mullets, cut of jean-jackets / vests with backpatches that say words like "Metallica" "Dio" "Warrent" while the girls Clorox their hair and collect teddy bears. The adults tend to not work, are unemployed, or have friends up in Mayfield that they do odd-jobs for.

The main roads are "Fish House Road" and "Barkersville Road" which are county roads.

There are thrills to be had in Providence. The kids can't wait to grow up, cook microwave food, pull welfare scams, own a gun, work on cars, and have babies.

If visiting, or driving through stay on the county roads. The town roads, goat paths, and dirt roads lead to some scary areas that can only be seen in the movie "Deliverance"
Guy 1: Hillbillies and Oakies are from the SOUTH.

Guy 2: Well, here in New York State there is a town that is full of them. It's called Providence, town of that is
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Providence

One crazy city to live in whether you a thug, college kid, or A fuckin granny. Rival City with Boston. A few reason why:

The Boston vs Providence Rivalry began when a few bitches from the Bean hailing from "The Point" came down to Chalkie a.k.a Chalkstone Ave at a House party. These beantown "thugs" received love fROm everyone in Providence until after a few bottles of Bacardi 151 they started talkin shit about the city. 2hours later when the party died down 3 disguised men in ski masks broke the door down and pulled out one .40 cal a .99 pistol and the other shit looked like a .88. Anyways, the bean town sissies caused everyone to get into deep shit because of their shit talking and lost their gold chains and bosotn red sox fitted hats.

After such a sad attempt to prove their thug-ness the shit talkin began and people started gettin hurt.And its gonna keep goin on till they admit that Boston a city with 500,000 is sadly Least G then Providence in all Aspects. So basically you coming to providence and youre not from there DONT START TALKING SHIT CAUSE IT LOOK LIKE A CHILL SPOT(WHICH IT CAN BE) BUT WHEN YOU START TALKIN SHIT THE BATS AND GATS COME OUT, AND TRUST ME LITTLE 8YR OLD DOMINICAN RUGRATS RUNNING AORUND WITH SEMI-AUTOS.

And dont even start with that "Ayo B's up C's up blah blah blah" Go to fuckin southside or Westend and run that shit. You comin to mothafuckin Chad Brown projects aka Admiral Terrace or Mount Hope you gettin your ass beat and you walkin home in your underpants.And i aint no online thug but if you think I am try us bitch.
Someone not From Providence (Prob Boston)-AYO CHECK THIS FUCK PROVIDENCE *KNOCKS OVER A GARBAGE CAN* YA'LL A BUNCH OF BITCHES YOU AINT NO GANGSTAS
Providence Street kid-Oh yeah? Ayo hold my Pepsi nigga, YO HOLD IT *Pulls out semi-auto pistol*
Not from Providence-YO I GOT THIS *Pulls out boxcutter*
Providence kid-YOU BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT? *BAM BAM BAM* TELL YOUR BOYS NOT TO COME THRU...OH WAIT YOU DEAD.
Not From Providence-*mutters out* bitch
*BOOM!*
Providence kid-I HEARD THAT NIGGA.
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