Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 14, 2020

Reverse birthday present

Instead of giving a gift to someone on your birthday, you expect a present instead from them.

atareh: "Devon, I know it was YOUR birthday last week, but you should still get ME something. Think of it as a reverse birthday present"

by atareh June 10, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Presentation Hog

Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.

Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!

by hawc November 5, 2009

Devil's present

A man that stands more than 6 feet tall, makes more than 6 figures, and packs more than 6 inches

Girl, that guy is a devil's present.

by 2001RoadKing October 27, 2023

contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019