porch puppy

A US deep south term for a baby alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Don't go poking around that porch puppy, y'hear? Momma's gotta be around here somewhere.

by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

poophole pilot

Someone who likes to have anal sex!

Man you're so gay, you're such a poophole pilot!

by Kosta Kara July 26, 2006

Porched

If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!

by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010

Porch swing

1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.

2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.

Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.

by George P. November 22, 2015

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by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

Debbies Back Porch

Debbie's back porch AKA: Debs or Debs-mauth is the most ghetto redneck bar in Land O Lakes, Florida. If you want to find some crazy snookers and get roofied by Roofy-Ray check it out! Also has mad-bowling game to play when snooked up, watch out for the jello-shots and the canook!

Hey man are we going to Debbies back porch tonight to get some snookers and pick up some Racetrack hotties?

I don't know man I don't want to get roofied by Roofy-Ray, make sure you cover beer.

Awh come on we can get some debs-mouth.

by debslover February 4, 2010