Porno accurate

When the quality of a movie or acting is so bad its like watching a Porno

John: did ya hear about Resident evil Welcome to Raccoon City

Steve: naw mate i heard its pretty Porno Accurate

by Arndehgrt August 3, 2022

Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it

I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie

by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes September 1, 2022

Porno bob

A short to medium length haircut, often dyed blonde and straightened , popular with porn stars.

Hey have you seen Jessica's new haircut? She got a porno bob!

by Buddy Paradise September 15, 2021