Moosh Poot

Pronounced: "Moo-shh Poot"

The worst smell you could ever imagine. Rank, death, sour, stank

Sometimes spelled like: Mosh Pit

"It smells like straight moosh poot. I'm about to throw up."

"Her breath smelled like moosh poot, so I had to dump her."

by justicee March 24, 2013

Poot Knuckle

When a girls pants are up her butt and it looks like her ass is eating her pants. Also back side moose knuckle.

Damn look at Ginna's Poot Knuckle. Her ass must be starving.

by Gellybean September 14, 2017

Poot Sniffer

One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.

A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.

A dumb ass that does no research.

Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.

by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018

tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina

Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.

by J.Ho. June 16, 2012

Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

Poot Lovato

Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister who has been living in a basement her whole life and made a surprise appearance early October 2015.

Poot Lovato's favorite song is called "Hotline Poot". "Ever since I left the basement you".

by PootLovatoFan December 31, 2015

shoot the poot

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away

i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot

by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007