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Garbage Poot

When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.
John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.
by sin(π) July 9, 2020
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tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina
Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.
by J.Ho. June 16, 2012
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Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
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Stank poot

Can be loud but mostly a hot silent gas that has been brewing inside for hours after Taco Bell and pork rhines then u try to sneak it out n that bitch stank so bad the cat ran and it gaged a maggot thst b**** stank
Dude I jus let out a stank Poot , run ( thumbs down my stank Poot, I dare u)
by Tiny Meats January 1, 2022
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poot cheese

A small cheese colored stain showing up in your underwear after a squeezing out one too many farts.
Damn you that's poot cheese. Check your pants.

Dude quit farting. You poot cheese maniac!
by Dr. Honkey April 26, 2017
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shoot the poot

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot
by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007
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Poot Lovato

Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister who has been living in a basement her whole life and made a surprise appearance early October 2015.
Poot Lovato's favorite song is called "Hotline Poot". "Ever since I left the basement you".
by PootLovatoFan December 31, 2015
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