One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.
A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.
A dumb ass that does no research.
A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.
A dumb ass that does no research.
Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.
by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018

Can be loud but mostly a hot silent gas that has been brewing inside for hours after Taco Bell and pork rhines then u try to sneak it out n that bitch stank so bad the cat ran and it gaged a maggot thst b**** stank
by Tiny Meats January 1, 2022

by Dr. Honkey April 26, 2017

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister who has been living in a basement her whole life and made a surprise appearance early October 2015.
by PootLovatoFan December 31, 2015

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007
