Moosh Poot

Pronounced: "Moo-shh Poot"

The worst smell you could ever imagine. Rank, death, sour, stank

Sometimes spelled like: Mosh Pit
"It smells like straight moosh poot. I'm about to throw up."

"Her breath smelled like moosh poot, so I had to dump her."
by justicee March 24, 2013
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tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina
Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.
by J.Ho. March 07, 2012
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Poot Sniffer

One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.

A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.

A dumb ass that does no research.
Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.
by StunterShadeZ March 09, 2018
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Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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poot bucket

A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.
What are the odds this goes in your butt tonight, poot bucket?
by Poot bucket March 06, 2015
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Poot Lovato

Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister who has been living in a basement her whole life and made a surprise appearance early October 2015.
Poot Lovato's favorite song is called "Hotline Poot". "Ever since I left the basement you".
by PootLovatoFan October 31, 2015
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Poot nannie

Eww Maeve, you just poot nannied in my face!
by Mongoose lady June 25, 2010
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